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I hate meal prepping but it's the reason I've lost 20 lbs since January. I don't prep burgers like this godless heathen, though

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[–] Slovene@feddit.nl 36 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Fuck you all, I would eat the shit of that "burger!"

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 22 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Storytime!

Years ago, I worked a contract w/ a long-term post-op elders' facility, and learned first-hand that those with dysphagia (difficulty/inability to swallow) can often eat the same food as their neighbors — provided it's Vitamixed first. 🤓

The thing is? Aside from the mouth-feel, it tastes exactly the same as a perfect bite, every time. 😶

For instance, a cheeseburger w/ the works becomes an orchestral synthesis of its ingredients, without the chewing. So, no crunchy lettuce or piquant tomato skin, etc., but then again... Those are atypical to the US "burger" at this point anyhow, eh? 😅

[–] piecat@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Homogeneity isn't always good, sometimes you gotta clear the palate. Compromise would be to blend individual ingredients and put them next to each other

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 1 month ago

Yep, we did that, too. Despite the slew of exploitive, profit-focused practices elsewise, the nutrition dept made absolutely sure we were a resident-first, shareholders-last kinda team.

Fuck the haters, I wonder if it actually tastes better like that

[–] SharkAttak@kbin.melroy.org -3 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Yeah because it IS shit, the most stale, cold and compressed you can imagine, yum yum.

[–] StarvingMartist@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

My man do you not know how air exposure works? Lmao the burgers a little crushed but honestly I see no difference between this and putting it in a ziplock bag, this is probably more airtight

[–] SharkAttak@kbin.melroy.org 2 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

My man air exposure count little when the burg is cold and the grease white... there's a lot of difference between fresh made and 4 hours ago, but you do you, enjoy your SadMac. 😁

[–] StarvingMartist@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 weeks ago

Nah, just like pot roast, pop that sucker in the microwave and the grease turns back to oil, I've no shame ,I love it lmao

[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I doubt it's stale, but the Bread would have sucked a lot of moisture changing it's texture.

[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yeah. This is going to be so soggy you might as well eat it with a spoon.

[–] three@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 month ago

single-serve burger pudding

...holy fuck... I've never wanted anything more