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Fuck you all, I would eat the shit of that "burger!"
Storytime!
Years ago, I worked a contract w/ a long-term post-op elders' facility, and learned first-hand that those with dysphagia (difficulty/inability to swallow) can often eat the same food as their neighbors — provided it's Vitamixed first. 🤓
The thing is? Aside from the mouth-feel, it tastes exactly the same as a perfect bite, every time. 😶
For instance, a cheeseburger w/ the works becomes an orchestral synthesis of its ingredients, without the chewing. So, no crunchy lettuce or piquant tomato skin, etc., but then again... Those are atypical to the US "burger" at this point anyhow, eh? 😅
Homogeneity isn't always good, sometimes you gotta clear the palate. Compromise would be to blend individual ingredients and put them next to each other
Yep, we did that, too. Despite the slew of exploitive, profit-focused practices elsewise, the nutrition dept made absolutely sure we were a resident-first, shareholders-last kinda team.
* palate
Fuck the haters, I wonder if it actually tastes better like that
Yeah because it IS shit, the most stale, cold and compressed you can imagine, yum yum.
My man do you not know how air exposure works? Lmao the burgers a little crushed but honestly I see no difference between this and putting it in a ziplock bag, this is probably more airtight
My man air exposure count little when the burg is cold and the grease white... there's a lot of difference between fresh made and 4 hours ago, but you do you, enjoy your SadMac. 😁
Nah, just like pot roast, pop that sucker in the microwave and the grease turns back to oil, I've no shame ,I love it lmao
I doubt it's stale, but the Bread would have sucked a lot of moisture changing it's texture.
Yeah. This is going to be so soggy you might as well eat it with a spoon.
...holy fuck... I've never wanted anything more