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Explanation: In the aptly named Year of the Five Emperors, the Roman Emperor Pertinax, a GOOD AND HONEST AND NOBLE EMPEROR, was brutally murdered by the Praetorian Guard, the supposed bodyguard of the Emperor, for [checks notes] not bribing them enough. The Praetorian Guard then sold the position of Roman Emperor to the highest bidder - one Didius Julianus, who paid each soldier of the Praetorian Guard around 20 years pay for a common soldier in exchange for the Imperial office.
He himself was betrayed and killed by the Praetorians several months later.
Worst buy ever.
The origins of the Italian Mafia. Just kidding.