Literally. But I'm doubly fucked in the sense of being a responsible adult because when my boyfriend hears me open the fridge, he will immediately go: Honey, I'll make you something. I'm 99% sure he is possessed by the ghost of a Mediterranean mom.

He's taken to making me fucking brunch everyday since he went on summer break. Soft boiled egg, oatmeal porridge with cinnamon sugar and small dollop of butter, a plate of cherries, pineapple, grapes, cucumber and carrots. The occasional pastry for dessert if he SENSES I'd like it. I never have to tell him anything. He just knows.

I don't deserve him.

[–] NeatNit@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

This is the best thing I've read today :)

[–] Nangijala@feddit.dk 13 points 3 weeks ago

Yeah, he is pretty great. A unicorn of a person, if I may be so humble. His students have described him as "too perfect". I don't disagree. I used to joke that he was the second coming of christ but instead of saving the world he decided to dedicate his life to saving my chaotic ass. I dont take it for granted.

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