Literally. But I'm doubly fucked in the sense of being a responsible adult because when my boyfriend hears me open the fridge, he will immediately go: Honey, I'll make you something. I'm 99% sure he is possessed by the ghost of a Mediterranean mom.

He's taken to making me fucking brunch everyday since he went on summer break. Soft boiled egg, oatmeal porridge with cinnamon sugar and small dollop of butter, a plate of cherries, pineapple, grapes, cucumber and carrots. The occasional pastry for dessert if he SENSES I'd like it. I never have to tell him anything. He just knows.

I don't deserve him.

[–] BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz 19 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

You should put a ring on him

[–] Nangijala@feddit.dk 19 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

As unromantic as it sounds, we agreed long ago that marriage wasn't in the cards for us. So no rings, but we definitely are each other's Precious ❤️

[–] outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Who said anything about marriage?

Did OP image not render for you?

[–] NeatNit@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

This is the best thing I've read today :)

[–] Nangijala@feddit.dk 13 points 3 weeks ago

Yeah, he is pretty great. A unicorn of a person, if I may be so humble. His students have described him as "too perfect". I don't disagree. I used to joke that he was the second coming of christ but instead of saving the world he decided to dedicate his life to saving my chaotic ass. I dont take it for granted.