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[–] Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social 189 points 2 years ago (5 children)

My parents had a porn blocker, and all it made me do was learn enough about computers to circumvent it. Even if they put age verification in front of every porn site in the world there's still torrents and chat rooms and forums all over where you can find it, and kids will find it. Next thing they'll mandate is putting toothpaste back in the tube.

[–] Mr_Dr_Oink@lemmy.world 74 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Trying to stop people from doing something is a sure fire way to guarantee they will do that thing.

[–] Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social 78 points 2 years ago

It's not that. It's that if you tell a horny teenager that there's pictures of naked people somewhere they'll move heaven and earth to get to it.

[–] Muddobbers 46 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Not only will they find it, they'll end up going to the sketchier sites that don't do the age verification because they're not well known enough and not following the laws and they'll likely get something infected on the computer/network or worse.

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 29 points 2 years ago

Not only will they find it, they’ll end up going to the sketchier sites that don’t do the age verification because they’re not well known enough and not following the laws and they’ll likely get something infected on the computer/network or worse.

It's like that time we declared a war on drugs and then there were no drugs. Wait, actually that led to a massive black market and tons of violence.

Point being, you're not gonna stop it. You're just gonna make it less safe.

[–] Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social 10 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Yep. Who among us as idiot teenagers hasn't downloaded "$current_starlet full nude sex tape.exe" from some shady site?

[–] crackdroid@lemmy.world 17 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Certainly not me.

I use Arch Linux btw.

[–] cake@lemmings.world 8 points 2 years ago

wine is launching

[–] TheRedSpade@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago

Even as an idiot teenager I knew the difference between an executable and a video file.

[–] psud@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Or to reddit and lemmy

[–] lolcatnip@reddthat.com 22 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Funny you should mention putting toothpaste back in a tube, because I actually helped someone do that last night. It's possible, but also a huge pain in the ass. That's not a commentary on anything besides literal toothpaste.

[–] salient_one@lemmy.villa-straylight.social 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I would like to hear the rest of the story, please.

[–] lolcatnip@reddthat.com 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

My housemate was going on a trip to Alaska the next morning. She had a mostly empty 3 oz toothpaste tube and she was trying to refill it from a larger tube. No idea what she was so opposed to just buying toothpaste when she arrived. I think she was mostly just doing it because she could.

The solution involved holding the tubes end to end and squeezing the larger tube, alternating with using a stirring rod to pack the toothpaste into the smaller tube.

[–] ieatpillowtags@lemm.ee 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] lolcatnip@reddthat.com 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

My housemate was going on a trip to Alaska the next morning. She had a mostly empty 3 oz toothpaste tube and she was trying to refill it from a larger tube. No idea what she was so opposed to just buying toothpaste when she arrived. I think she was mostly just doing it because she could.

The solution involved holding the tubes end to end and squeezing the larger tube, alternating with using a stirring rod to pack the toothpaste into the smaller tube.

[–] Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I'd build some kind of suction device to put negative air pressure on the tube while holding the nozzle in the toothpaste

[–] m4xie@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 years ago

I think I saw something like that on YouTube. I'll look for the video later.

[–] kent_eh@lemmy.ca 11 points 2 years ago (2 children)

When my wife insisted I put a porn blocker on the internet, I did some simple DNS tinkering, then told my son not to let his mother catch him bypassing the "blocker" I put on.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)

When I was growing up we had the ultimate porn blocker.

Dial up internet was far too slow to load more than about half an image per hour.

[–] solstice@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago

It would loan line by precious line. Should I look now and enjoy the suspense or wait ten minutes and see the whole pic in all of its glory? Usually I would be weak and sit there enjoying the anticipation..one line at a time..then finally, when you were so horny you just couldn't take it anymore..you see her penis :/

Kids today don't know how good they got it.

[–] LuckyCat@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

This blows my mind. Why not just push back on your wife for being ridiculous? I say this as a woman with two boys who has been married for 10 years.

[–] kent_eh@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 years ago

One picks their battles...

[–] DreadPirateShawn@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

toothpaste back in the tube

Well now there's an apt metaphor... :-P