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[โ€“] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

they can't even fucking perform a frontal lobotomy correctly.

it's an ice pick and a small hammer.

they can't even be proper dumbasses.

[โ€“] Jhex@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

hard to do with no brain to target