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"What is my purpose?" (infosec.pub)

submitted 3 weeks ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to c/justpost@lemmy.world

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[–] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 100 points 3 weeks ago (15 children)

Why does urinebot need arms and hands?

[–] Rooskie91@discuss.online 79 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

To rub its nipples while you pee on it, duh.

[–] Adulated_Aspersion@lemmy.world 26 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Fuck you.

I just snorted in a meeting! How am I supposed to appear to be professional if you drop grenades in the comments like that?!?

(Good job)

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip 15 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

What I actually read was:

Please put an NSFW tag on this comment. I was in a meeting and when I saw this I had to start furiously rubbing my nipples like I was being peed on. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the HR, it happened again”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this comment. Now there is a whole meeting full of men rubbing their nipples together at this one comment. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged your comment NSFW.

[–] dwemthy@lemmy.world 10 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

What about my nipples?

[–] RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 2 points 3 weeks ago

Do you not have arms and hands?

[–] Jakeroxs@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 weeks ago

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