It will quadruple revenue - deregulation and PFAS for everyone!
Hope you can afford regular sponge bacteria cleansing baths, or you get them super-cancers real quick.

[–] Noodle07@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I hate that we're living in the stellaris timeline

[–] H4CK3RN4M3D4N63R570RM@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It would suck to live in any of the empires I've created.

[–] Noodle07@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

We dont deserve mandatory pampering

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 months ago

It's the way the world was meant to be monetised!

[–] thelivefive@startrek.website 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The fact that this /s was even slightly needed :(

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip 0 points 2 months ago

Omg, ikr?

People automatically start bitching about anything ever so slightly restricting harmful corporation's actions even when they aren't even involved with the profits (which also shouldn't matter, but it's funny that it's not even their greed, just brainwashed by propaganda they happily repeat & would die for).