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[–] floo@retrolemmy.com 70 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (20 children)

How on earth did it take so long? I’ve been copystruck by these assholes at least three or four dozen times in the 30 years I’ve been pirating … Stuff.

[–] MachineFab812@discuss.tchncs.de 33 points 3 weeks ago (19 children)

Metallica loves imperialism for the most part, that's how.

[–] AmidFuror@fedia.io -4 points 3 weeks ago (14 children)

Owning the rights to copy and distribute your own creative works = imperialism

[–] bss03 -5 points 3 weeks ago

Policing the speech of other people = authoritarianism, yes.

Copyright is a government-granted (and enforced) monopoly. Under anarchy, no one would benefit from copyright protection, at least not the same way we have it now.

People could voluntarily police their own speech to stay in an association... but I don't know how/if that would scale.

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