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[–] dumbass@quokk.au 31 points 3 weeks ago (11 children)

next time my job asks me to install teams on my phone, I'm gonna hand them a list of rental costs for access to my phone/internet and to cover any security related issues.

[–] cole@lemdro.id 2 points 3 weeks ago

I'm fine with it, since they pay my phone bill if I have it installed ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

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