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[–] Vince@lemmy.world 69 points 3 weeks ago (9 children)

Hmm, can you upload files? Wonder if they set an upper limit. Wonder which language would burn the most cycles?

[–] KickMeElmo@sopuli.xyz 49 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

Ask for all output in brainfuck.

[–] Vince@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

bf was my first thought, but I would think that would be very easy to parse for computers, and hard for humans. So maybe something that's a lot more verbose?

[–] blargle@sh.itjust.works 9 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

How about feeding it a bunch of Twitter source code and asking it to translate into JSON Programming Language? Maybe it'll somehow accidentally hack/exploit itself.

But seriously, no one should be using Twitter or interacting with Grok at all, even just to fuck with it.

[–] grendel84@tiny.tilde.website 5 points 3 weeks ago

@Vince @KickMeElmo malbolge is computationally intense to generate. It's self-modifying, is ternary instead of binary, and after each operation the next opcode gets replaced by its mod 94 value.

It's like the insane sudoku of coding.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Malbolge?wprov=sfla1

[–] KickMeElmo@sopuli.xyz 4 points 3 weeks ago

Could go for a middleground. Verbose -and- obscure. Check out fetlang when you're not on a work computer.

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