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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] Master@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

But what if it turns out to be your actual mother...

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 14 points 1 month ago

I said what I said.

[–] Nfamwap@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Then he already has the number