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If you can go to hell for pirating a videogame then I'm sure like 95% of humanity is in hell for much more egregious sins.
Fapping is enough for God to send you to Hell, apparently.
"What are you in for?"
"Mass murder. I blew up 20-30 people before the cops gunned me down. You?"
"I burst after playing one of those Japanese video games."
Some mass murders will make it to heaven because they are really really sorry and they believe in God so much.
Atheist that devote his life getting food and water to the starving? Straight to hell because you have to stroke God's ego.