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[–] GreenDust@lemmings.world 12 points 3 weeks ago (12 children)

I don't do Java. What is being implied here?

[–] Honytawk@feddit.nl 44 points 3 weeks ago (11 children)

The company is using old proprietary software that breaks unless a specific java version is used. And don't want to upgrade/switch because it is too expensive.

[–] carrylex@lemmy.world 10 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

And don't want to upgrade/switch because it is too expensive

Oh boy, you better have no employees or Oracle will make you pay for their existence:

https://www.oracle.com/in/a/ocom/docs/corporate/pricing/java-se-subscription-pricelist-5028356.pdf

[–] Shayeta@feddit.org 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

This is why you have a shell company JUST for your employees that need to use Oracle.

[–] marcos@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

You mean for the employees that will write Java?

"Oracle" is usually about the DB, and that is paid by the core.

[–] borari@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 3 weeks ago

You should really quiet down, how else are you going to hear anything?

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