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[–] TomMasz@piefed.social 19 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Being promoted to the C-suite causes brain damage.

[–] Sturgist@lemmy.ca 14 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Nah, the brain damage is a prerequisite. It does get worse though.

[–] Alaik@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yeah cause CEOs are all fucking Jimmy Wichards in Armani suits.

[–] Sturgist@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 month ago

Nah, more like Cartman mixed with Roger from American dad. Bit of an idiot, but also a major sociopath. No real idea what the world is like because they've essentially never been denied anything, or struggled for anything. No empathy because all of the real people around them are staff and so not really people.