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[โ€“] Kolanaki@pawb.social 98 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (11 children)

Nobody treats me like a girl after sucking their dick... They just call me a fag and hand me $100. What the hell?

[โ€“] mastod0n@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

"If I had $100 for every time I sucked dick I'd have $200. Which isn't much but it's weird it happened twice."

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