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[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 41 points 1 month ago (4 children)

I've legitimately had someone suggest adding a small wind turbine to a car to generate power to charge the car as it's moving.

[–] crmsnbleyd@sopuli.xyz 15 points 1 month ago

the CIA doesn't want you to know this

[–] pineapplelover@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 1 month ago

Someone give this man a job now

[–] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago

Turbines? Haven't these people ever heard of piezoelectrics? Actually, instead of that take one of those calculator we had in school that ran on light. Take the thingie at the top of the calculator out, put it in the front window of the car, connect it to the battery and Bob is your uncle.

[–] NoneOfUrBusiness@fedia.io -4 points 1 month ago (2 children)

You're eating the air resistance anyway so probably not the worst idea if it generates a more than negligible amount.

[–] mundane@feddit.nu 28 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

It will increase air resistance, so you don't gain anything (a turbine will need more power to spin when there is an electric load).

[–] FelixCress@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

You have just invented a perpetuum mobile machine. The turbine will power the car which, whilst moving, will in turn power the turbine. Pure genious.