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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

But alligators with frickin lasers on their head…

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yeah, but are they Jewish space lasers on their heads?

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Well, they’re Jewish alligators.

[–] Bytemeister@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Duh, if they ate pork then the ICE agents running the camps would be in extreme danger.