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[–] FelixCress@lemmy.world 82 points 1 month ago (22 children)

There’s a free space by the window. But someone’s already sitting in the aisle seat, avoiding eye contact at all costs.You’re left with an awkward decision, do you ask them to budge up?

It is not awkward at all. Tell him to move his backpack (if there is one) and sit there.

[–] Demdaru@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago (13 children)

I envy your social skills. ^^'

[–] Delphia@lemmy.world 43 points 1 month ago (12 children)

Its actually a lack of them.

"Hey, can you move your bag so I can have that seat?"

Is a profound lack of give a damn about how uncomfortable I make other people. They know what they are doing, quietly signalling that they dont want anybody sitting there. Other people who do have social graces will stand around quietly staring daggers and silently judging, Im just gonna make this shit awkward for the both of us.

[–] guy_threepwood@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Even easier, if you can get to the seat without asking them to move, just start to sit in it and the bag will be moved

[–] FelixCress@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

I hope they just bought some eggs.

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