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can' even edge on the train these days (infosec.pub)

submitted 1 month ago by flamingos@feddit.uk to c/okmatewanker@feddit.uk

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[–] dumbass@quokk.au 50 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Don't cum on the train!

Don't edge on the train!

What do you people want from me?

[–] jerkface@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

...like, ON the train?

[–] neons@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

you want him to cum into it?

[–] dumbass@quokk.au 5 points 1 month ago

Like, I can give it a go, see what it's like.

[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Not edging or cumming, for starters.

[–] dumbass@quokk.au 4 points 1 month ago

Well what am I supposed to do on the train to pass the time? You can't get close and talk to anyone anymore, people get pissy and say I'm "ViOlAtInG tHeIr PeRsOnAl SpAcE".

[–] FelixCress@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

What is he, a monk?

[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 2 points 1 month ago

That sounds like more of a fetish.