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[–] partial_accumen@lemmy.world 36 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Prof X: "We need to get you to step brother Cain Marko on Earth-96912, or as you may know him, Juggernaut immediately! I can finally heal the rift between he and I after all this time and give him his mobility back! I'm so grateful to you! I will be forever in your debt."

You: "Sorry, my powers don't work on quadriplegics, only paraplegics."