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[–] ramenshaman@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago (11 children)

One good thing about EVs is that generally they're extremely low maintenance.

[–] Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 1 month ago (10 children)

You still have intrusive surveillance for everything you say and everywhere you go. With the way the government is right now you probably don't want to give them more data points.

[–] vorpuni@jlai.lu 14 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Buy used, out of warranty, and remove all the wireless connectivity? It sucks but I think it will have to be that way if you care about privacy.

[–] jmf@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 month ago

Not sure if you can do that without disabling the cars core functions, if my memory serves me.

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