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Sabrina Carpenter Undergoes State-Mandated Lobotomy To Cure Nymphomania (theonion.com)
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[โ€“] kn33@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Clips of her concerts come up on my feed sometimes. Being (or playing being) horny is a part of her schtick.

[โ€“] clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Mine too.

Checked out some of her music. It's fun.