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[โ€“] rtxn@lemmy.world 94 points 1 month ago (7 children)

You should look up reviews for the Haribo sugar-free gummy bears.

[โ€“] lepinkainen@lemmy.world 28 points 1 month ago (5 children)

And watch the video of that one dude with the perpetually backwards cap eating a full bag of them ๐Ÿ˜†

[โ€“] faultyproboscus@sh.itjust.works 22 points 1 month ago (4 children)
[โ€“] 7U5K3N@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Hahaha omg that's hilarious. I hope he lived

[โ€“] lepinkainen@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

He has a bunch more where he eats a cactus and a bunch of other weird crap.

The old stuff (decade+ old) is the good stuff

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