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[–] Portosian@sh.itjust.works 0 points 1 month ago (2 children)

You can call it decadence all you want but wet pizza toppings are objectively bad for the quality of the pizza. It doesn't matter how much you pat it dry, that pineapple weeps liquid as it cooks and makes the texture of the cheese beneath it gross.

[–] n3m37h@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago

Idk wtf youre talking about, don't think Ive ever had a "soggy" Hawaiian pizza

[–] njm1314@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Your oven isn't hot enough.