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The one-upper (infosec.pub)
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[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 76 points 1 month ago (4 children)

I have a work acquaintance who does this in the most unfunny way. You could say you injured your Achilles tendon, and he'd reply he has an Achilles elevendon, and it's made out of steel and never hurts..

[–] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 46 points 1 month ago (2 children)

This sounds like a joke I have with two of my work acquaintances

[–] Ziglin@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

You're not going to believe this but a third one joined us at my work.

[–] SidewaysHighways@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

All both of em eh?

[–] Ziglin@lemmy.world 27 points 1 month ago (2 children)

The elevendon was funny the rest wasn't :(

[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 month ago

Brevity is the soul of wit

[–] Lifter@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yes but it wouldn't be funny if they just said "Heh, elevendon". It need a delivery sandwich. Maybe there's a funnier sandwich though.

[–] Lifter@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 1 month ago

"You should get the latest upgrade. (Point down. Pause for effect).... Elevendon."

[–] yuri@pawb.social 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

idk i might find that pretty funny

[–] photonic_sorcerer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 month ago

This sounds like a joke I'd make. Most of the time, I'm only making myself chuckle.