this post was submitted on 16 Jun 2025
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] jqubed@lemmy.world 113 points 1 month ago (11 children)

Fries are usually not going to get you laid. But sharing a couple fries would’ve improved anon’s likability among that girl and maybe her friends, which is probably not a bad thing.

[–] iowagneiss@midwest.social 6 points 1 month ago

A person who cannot provide their own fries is not a viable or suitable mate. Anon made a prudent decision.

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