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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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Modern technology is a marvel (infosec.pub)

submitted 2 months ago by LadyButterfly@piefed.blahaj.zone to c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world

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[–] javasux@lemmy.world 56 points 2 months ago (4 children)

But why is that even there? Are people really eating only some of the Oreos and then putting the rest away?

[–] sockman@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Yeah, isn't it normal to eat a whole sleeve of Oreos and throw up on your mother's bed?

[–] javasux@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Whoa are you the sus guy

[–] AA5B@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

My parents would never allow that, but among my excesses in college: pulling all nighters with a package of double stuffed and a 2L bottle of Mountain Dew. Now I feel nauseous even thinking about it, and my heart probably wouldn’t hold out

[–] AA5B@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

Well you see, moderation is key.

take 2-4, reseal the package
repeat until done

[–] CH3DD4R_G0BL1N@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 months ago

Exactly. This is a regression, not an advancement. Now the package tries to close on me mid gluttony.

[–] Toribor@corndog.social 5 points 2 months ago

I unhinge my jaw like a snake and consume all the Oreos simultaneously.