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Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The most popular seem to be lighthearted clever little truths, hidden in daily life.

Here are some examples to inspire your own showerthoughts:

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  1. All posts must be showerthoughts
  2. The entire showerthought must be in the title
  3. No politics
    • If your topic is in a grey area, please phrase it to emphasize the fascinating aspects, not the dramatic aspects. You can do this by avoiding overly politicized terms such as "capitalism" and "communism". If you must make comparisons, you can say something is different without saying something is better/worse.
    • A good place for politics is c/politicaldiscussion
  4. Posts must be original/unique
  5. Adhere to Lemmy's Code of Conduct and the TOS

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[–] remon@ani.social 10 points 10 months ago (5 children)

12 minutes … and per day? How much are you people shitting?

[–] MimicJar@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Not enough if I want to master it in my lifetime.

[–] sxan@midwest.social 7 points 10 months ago
[–] bieren@lemmy.zip 3 points 10 months ago

When do you think I browse the feds

[–] Robust_Mirror@aussie.zone 2 points 10 months ago

Yeah I don't think I've ever taken a 12 minute poop in my life.

[–] Maalus@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Like, 40 mins a day? It all depends on the person, someone with IBS can go to the toilet 4 - 5 times in the morning for instance. I think I already mastered shitting tbh

[–] remon@ani.social 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I mean sure, if you have a condition. But it seems a quite a lot for the average person.

[–] Piemanding@sh.itjust.works 2 points 10 months ago

IBS really skews the mean. We gotta find the median.

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

It takes me longer to wipe than poop. But to each their own.

[–] remon@ani.social 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

You know, I want one. But it appears the cheap ones are bad and the good ones are super fucking expensive

[–] dogs0n@sh.itjust.works 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

There's always a bucket, or squeezy bottle or garden hose for you in these dark brown times.

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 1 points 10 months ago

or toilet paper, for us rubes. :)