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Media changes definition of 'crossfire' to include when a cop points a gun at you and shoots you (chaser.com.au)

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[–] Nasan@sopuli.xyz 33 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Did you see the size of that video camera? The thing is probably capable of at least 60 frames per second, PER SECOND.

[–] frank@sopuli.xyz 16 points 2 months ago

Assault camera? I bet that cop was threatened as fuck by it

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