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Even 7 inches is bigger than 99% of dicks.
IIRC the actual number is 95%
As a gay hoe, can confirm
As a straight hoe with a not-that-much-bigger-than 7"... Can confirm I thought it wasn't very big until every single partner I've ever had has exclaimed about it being the biggest they've personally seen. I didn't believe them for a long time but I GUESS 🤷
The part that sucks is when you're too big. You have to be careful to not bottom out, and, in my case, can't usually have sex 2 days in a row because it causes her pain.
I hope you find your ms. deep dish
I hope things work out with his ms. deep dish.
Didn't work out with "mine" and it just makes it that much harder to stay aware of how hard/deep you're going with future partners when somewhere in the back of your mind is the experience when you didn't have to.
https://thepelvicpeople.com/collections/all-products/products/ohnut-depth-limiting-rings
Tried and didn't like em at all. Really a bummer
Dick bumpers are a thing.
https://thepelvicpeople.com/collections/all-products/products/ohnut-depth-limiting-rings
your wipes must be fabulous.
I do worry about the gritty aspect.
Been there with most partners but there are some out there
6.5" and I've heard that a few times. I just always assumed they were being nice.
I'm short and scrawny, but apparently way above average in some respects.
You have an enormous vision problem?
Ruler says 7.5". Did I get cm and inches confused again?!
It’s cheating if you measure from your butthole