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[–] kersploosh@sh.itjust.works 180 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (15 children)

Dutch is not a language. The people who "speak" it are Germans who suffered severe head injuries. The place we call "the Netherlands" is a German hospital colony where those unfortunate people can live while they recover. That's why it's flat and everyone walks or rides bicycles; their head injuries make them unfit to drive cars or to manage difficult terrain.

/s, please don't send the actual Dutch after me.

[–] jackr@lemmy.dbzer0.com 74 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (8 children)

Het is te laat, je hebt de Nederlanders opgeroepen, makker. Bereid je voor op k o l o n i s a t i e.

spoilerIt is too late, you summoned the Dutch, mate. Prepare to be c o l o n i s e d.

[–] sunbrrnslapper@lemmy.world 38 points 2 months ago (5 children)

Do you implement your healthcare system in your colonies? Also how likely are the colonizers to marry the locals and produce tall offspring?

Asking for a friend.

[–] boonhet@lemm.ee 2 points 2 months ago

Dutch one is still semi private

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