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Trump, Musk publicly feud over whose father loved them less (www.thebeaverton.com)

submitted 2 months ago by ZeroCool@lemmy.ca to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 19 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Not over who’s the shittier father?

[–] Kichae@lemmy.ca 40 points 2 months ago (1 children)

They're not self-aware enough to understand they are shitty fathers. Narcissists can't admit to fault or failing without taking mentall damage.

[–] miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 2 months ago

Ultimately it's their fathers' fault that they're even shittier fathers than their fathers.

[–] dhork@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

They're both shitty, but as to who's the shittiest, that clearly goes to Elon. Trump has never used his kids as human shields. Trump's kids tolerate him enough as adults to be business partners with him.

And while Trump has made clear that he finds his daughter attractive, I don't think it's in a pedo way, but rather in a "Look what I made" way. Somehow, in his mind, having a hot daughter makes him more Alpha. (No word on what Tiffany thinks of this.)