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be save out there boys (infosec.pub)
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[–] Anomalocaris@lemm.ee 7 points 2 months ago (4 children)

why is an Xray needed.

I'm assuming the patient knows what's in there already

[–] Endymion_Mallorn@kbin.melroy.org 25 points 2 months ago (2 children)

So that the doctors can point and laugh.

[–] Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 months ago

A photograph for memorys sake!

[–] Anomalocaris@lemm.ee 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

the funniest part is the 5000$ copay to make doctors laugh at you

[–] davidagain@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Found the American!

[–] Anomalocaris@lemm.ee 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

i hate it here

[–] davidagain@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

You have my deepest sympathy.

[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 6 points 2 months ago

The patient sure, but the doctor must know too.

And in what orientation.

[–] piefood@feddit.online 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

You would be surprised how many people "don't know why they feel bad", and "don't know how that got in there". People will go through a lot to avoid admitting that they like things in the poop-chute

[–] Dojan@pawb.social 4 points 2 months ago

Well, there may be ladybirds in there.