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[–] queermunist@lemmy.ml 47 points 2 years ago (24 children)

I now drive exactly at the speed limit, causing traffic to pile up behind me as everyone else wants to speed.

😈

[–] darkpanda@lemmy.ca 9 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (6 children)

I drive really slow in the ultra fast lane

While people behind me are going insane

Edited to say: I guess the lyrics of Denis Leary’s “Asshole” have been lost to the ages.

[–] JustAManOnAToilet@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I use public toilets, and I piss on the seat

I walk around in the Summer time, saying, "How about this heat?"

[–] chocobo13z@pawb.social 2 points 2 years ago

Got me thinking about Knorkator's "Böse"

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