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In his younger years you could stand my dog in a handstand and play his belly like a bongo and he loved it. (infosec.pub)
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[–] SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz 30 points 2 months ago (4 children)

I lightly play my bearded dragon as a drum and make up little songs about how yellow and smelly he is. (:

[–] slampisko@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago (3 children)

This better not be a euphemism

[–] SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz 14 points 2 months ago (2 children)

It's not. (:

[–] Ashen44@lemmy.ca 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

wtf he looks sooooo yellow and smelly (I love him)

[–] SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz 12 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

🎶 Ooooh, my Pączki, you're so yellow!

And ridiculously mellow!

I must say, there's no fellow,

Quite as stinky as you are!

But my boy, there is no place

Where you could not show your dumb face

And the people wouldn't make haste

To say: "That guy stinky– take him hither, take him far!" 🎶