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When you have to show off your skills at an interview (infosec.pub)

submitted 2 months ago by cm0002@lemmy.world to c/funny@sh.itjust.works

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[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago

"I hate to toot my own horn, but my ass literally can't quit. It's a real problem, it blows that thing 24/7. I grabbed it once and took it away and a new one materialized out of thin air immediately, the sound never stopped."

"Sir this is a Wendy's..."

"I AM WELL AWARE. (voice growing louder to drown out the ass horn). Wendy's is my last hope for access to a deep fryer large enough to fit my entire human faced centaur ass in."