this post was submitted on 31 May 2025
653 points (99.1% liked)

Microblog Memes

8838 readers
2143 users here now

A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

Rules:

  1. Please put at least one word relevant to the post in the post title.
  2. Be nice.
  3. No advertising, brand promotion or guerilla marketing.
  4. Posters are encouraged to link to the toot or tweet etc in the description of posts.

Related communities:

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
 
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 25 points 2 months ago (2 children)

One metro line in my city has signs like these:

And I don't understand why anyone should have a seat if they're being attacked by a baby. They need to get away from that monster ASAP.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Attacked? I thought the baby was just dancing. Which is gross because who wants a lapdance from a baby?

[–] scutiger@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Looks more like tapdancing to me

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

But I would want a seat if I have a lunch-tray in my lap.