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Life at 40 (infosec.pub)
submitted 2 months ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to c/funny@sh.itjust.works
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[–] teft@lemmy.world 42 points 2 months ago (10 children)

If you have wrinkles at 40 you need to wear more sunscreen and drink more water.

[–] zloubida@sh.itjust.works 78 points 2 months ago (1 children)

There are wrinkles in my soul.

[–] bacon_saber@fedia.io 37 points 2 months ago

you need to wear more ~~sunscreen~~ soulscreen and drink more water.

[–] Texas_Hangover@sh.itjust.works 37 points 2 months ago (1 children)

My balls are wrinkly, and they've barely seen any sun at all.

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 15 points 2 months ago (2 children)

But you do admit you remember exposing them to direct sunlight more than once?

[–] crawancon@lemm.ee 21 points 2 months ago (1 children)

is "direct sunlight" a code word for families at Shoneys?

[–] BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

They wanna drive a wooden stake through my heart for pulling my cock out at the Toronto blue Jays game; but all I'm saying is I bought the tickets!

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

When did you start dating Lauren Boebert?

Edit: grammar

[–] BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Im a demon. I have no loyalty for anyone! Never did, never will. Shorty chose to be with a demon, sounds like her problem to me haha

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I'm enjoying the chaos of this comment chain.

[–] BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Then you'll love ~~the source of my plagiarism~~ my muse

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

I would never have gotten that reference. It's delightfully absurd and obscene, though.

[–] user224@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Nudist beach is a pretty good explanation.

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Please don't bring reason and understanding into this, I'm trying to be irrationally judgmental over here.

[–] exasperation@lemm.ee 19 points 2 months ago (1 children)

If you have wrinkles at 40 you need to wear more sunscreen and drink more water.

But also even if you don't have wrinkles you should wear sunscreen and probably drink more water anyway.

[–] user224@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 2 months ago

*Proceeds to drink even more water and die from brain swelling.*

[–] peregrin5@lemm.ee 11 points 2 months ago

It's more about how I feel inside.

[–] PerogiBoi@lemmy.ca 11 points 2 months ago

I’ve got mad forehead and cheek wrinkles and I’m 30 haha

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 7 points 2 months ago

Or simply never tempt the smiting of the Sky Sphere

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Hey! I resemble that remark!