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Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works

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Anon tries to save money (infosec.pub)

submitted 2 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Hikermick@lemmy.world 19 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (19 children)

No money, no friends? Maybe that a signal it's time to take a break from the screen

[–] insomniac_lemon@lemmy.cafe 12 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (11 children)

Going outside when you're nowhere near a city:

A man (Mr. Bean) in a suit and tie is standing in a field of flowers looking at his wristwatch... with cuts of him playing with grass while sitting on the ground, standing and looking at the horizon, and then laying down on the ground with eyes closed

(in USA at least)

[–] flippinfreebird@lemmy.today 4 points 2 months ago (7 children)

You've never gone tromping through the woods?

[–] Flickerby@lemm.ee 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You'll come back with dozens of friends (ticks)

[–] flippinfreebird@lemmy.today 2 points 2 months ago

My first friend is the sulfur sock.

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