this post was submitted on 27 May 2025
445 points (97.6% liked)

Not The Onion

17487 readers
1684 users here now

Welcome

We're not The Onion! Not affiliated with them in any way! Not operated by them in any way! All the news here is real!

The Rules

Posts must be:

  1. Links to news stories from...
  2. ...credible sources, with...
  3. ...their original headlines, that...
  4. ...would make people who see the headline think, “That has got to be a story from The Onion, America’s Finest News Source.”

Please also avoid duplicates.

Comments and post content must abide by the server rules for Lemmy.world and generally abstain from trollish, bigoted, or otherwise disruptive behavior that makes this community less fun for everyone.

And that’s basically it!

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[–] orca@orcas.enjoying.yachts 245 points 2 months ago (74 children)

This is a wild story about

  • how running with scissors is a bad idea
  • alligator bites can’t even stop a dude on meth
  • cops continue to have no clue what de-escalation tactics are
[–] Plebcouncilman@sh.itjust.works -5 points 2 months ago (72 children)

Honestly I think in this case the cops responded as they should. They tried teasing him and that didn’t do anything and then he tried to take a rifle from them. At that point they didn’t have a lot of options.

[–] elbarto777@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago (6 children)

Bullshit, man.

Clock the dude with the handle of a pistol in his head.

Kick him in the balls.

Run away from him.

Blind him.

Not that I agree with some of those options, but my point is, executing a man who clearly needs help ain't it

[–] spacesatan@leminal.space 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Run away. Great idea, now there's somebody undergoing a psychotic episode and acting violently running around with an assault rifle.

[–] elbarto777@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I didn't say the person got ahold of the rifle. That would be stupid.

[–] spacesatan@leminal.space -2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Ok fine, running around with a different weapon and acting violently. Still not something where the police should say "who cares, not my problem"

[–] elbarto777@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

I didn't say they leave the scene lol!

Just put some distance and re-assess.

Imagine if all of us acted like that. You have a brother, a daughter, an uncle with a mental breakdown, and the first thing a passer-by comes up with is "oh hell naw, let's kill this person!"

load more comments (4 replies)
load more comments (69 replies)
load more comments (70 replies)