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And efficiency. If you spend time in the south, people park at the pump and then just wander off. Scratch off some lottery tickets. Get a soda. Use the bathroom. Write a sonnet. All sorts of shit.
Do that in NJ and traffic would back up onto the parkway and down ten exits.
And every transaction on the one open register: Lemme get uhhhhhhhhh two number twelves… uhhhhhhhhhhhhh a quick pick… uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh two rolls of the Kodiak long cut… uhhhhhhhhhhhh
And we can add in what feels like half the gas stations I go to in Eastern PA. Especially now that more people are being forced to commute again.