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submitted 2 months ago by Stamets@lemmy.world to c/whitepeopletwitter@sh.itjust.works

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[–] zaph@sh.itjust.works 125 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Why does he look like an NPC who won't close the quest because it's not the right time of day?

[–] IrateAnteater@sh.itjust.works 52 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Because his boss refuses to buy a proper PR guy to get a decent photoshoot done.

[–] OrteilGenou@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

Typical tsk tsk tsk

[–] kautau@lemmy.world 21 points 2 months ago (2 children)

“Have you grabbed my [old fishing rod] I left in [radiant quest location]? I heard maybe some hooligans took over so you maybe have to clear them out. Shouldn’t be a problem for someone like you. Come back with the [old fishing rod] so we can [advance Quest: Fishing Tutorial]!”

[–] rbos@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 months ago

Nice day for fishing, ain't it?

[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 2 months ago

Quest complete: Fishing tutorial

New achievement! Congratulations, you now know how to mine for fish. Your dad would be proud. If he cared.

Reward: At last, you can now blame something else on that fishy smell! Isn't that reward enough?

[–] lath@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

He's cosplaying the Nice day for fishing guy.