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[–] StarshotJohn@lemmy.world 79 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

Smoke weed -> years in prison, Rape someone -> months in jail

[–] stebo02@sopuli.xyz 11 points 2 months ago (3 children)

is there a difference between prison and jail?

[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 32 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Sort of. Jail is where people not privileged enough to afford bail await trial. And sometimes lesser sentences like if they're under a year or in relation to a misdemeanor are served.

[–] stebo02@sopuli.xyz 5 points 2 months ago (2 children)

so jail is just a temporary imprisonment?

[–] FoxyFerengi@lemm.ee 18 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Short-term is probably a better description. Although, sometimes people get forgotten in jail and spend years waiting for trial

[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 8 points 2 months ago
[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 months ago

For misdemeanor sentences (under a year) you might do that in jail.

[–] unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

jail is where they'd put you to dry out, sober up, hopefully behave yourself. lots of old movies make jail seem comically quaint. I myself have been released from the lockup "on my own recognizance" or some such, basically means they didn't want the expense of keeping me there, plus I agreed in writing to show up for the court date.

prison doesn't have to mean federal time, could be a big scary state prison, but you get there from doing felonies. and the felony could be just weed, like you had a garbage bag full of it and shared it with friends.

[–] MutilationWave@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 months ago

I have been incarcerated in jail several times, and once I went to a maximum security prison to do some work. Jail was by far scarier, and not because I was locked up necessarily. Just the people there. A lot of them were fucking unhinged. Hanging off railings screaming like howler monkeys. Everyone in prison was very polite, they were making a community soup, just hanging out, visiting each other's cells.

[–] capuccino@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

one appears in monopoly game

[–] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Duh, cause only poor people use the devil's lettuce.