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cat: stares intently at the growling human while slowly pushing the mug off the table
After years of training to know what the word ‘No’ command means.
Years of training the human by playing stupid you mean.
It doesn't take years of training, they just don't care.
Cat: I'm bored. Let's see if I can get the hairless ape 20x my size off the couch. Ooh! I bet they can't get over here before this hits the ground.
:: gently pawing ceramic figurine sounds ::
This isn't right or wrong; it's a guaranteed reaction.