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Literally nothing wrong with it as far as I'm concerned. I mean... I lost my virginity at a bathhouse to 30+ men so I'm not exactly the foremost expert on how to best lose your virginity but I mean... Practice makes perfect right? Anxiety is a real thing. I get it.
the world will never hear the farts you could have made.
Oh I can still rip ass, trust me. Kegels do a lot.
Yeah but I think he was grieving the lost farts from your arse..