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[–] PoPoP@lemm.ee 45 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (11 children)

Line em up and cut a third off both apples in one go? Everyone gets 2/3? Seems simple right? Consider the core. I don't think it's possible if you consider the core. You have to kill one of your friends.

You have to kill one of your friends.

You have to kill one of your friends.

Choose which one of your friends to kill.

Reach for the knife before someone else does.

You have to kill one of your friends.

[–] NocturnalEngineer@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Or you could sacrifice yourself, you murderous bastard.

[–] PoPoP@lemm.ee 9 points 2 months ago

But then I would be dead.

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