this post was submitted on 19 May 2025
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This is for the men who don’t wipe after using the toilet because that’s gay
What even is the point of wiping ? You’re just gonna be shitting again soon anyway.
Yeah what’s the point of even leaving the bathroom or standing up. Just stay there on that toilet. You’re just gonna use it again.
Nah you get homorrhoids that way
This is the comment that got me off the toilet.
You know this from experience hey?
I appreciate the wisdom you shared
IDK, but not smelling like shit and not itching there worth it.
Or maybe they do wipe, but then they need to write an apology letter to mother because of how it made them feel.
If wiping your ass gives you those kinds of feelings then that’s not a gay nor straight thing, you’ve got a whole different thing going on, unless you’re using a bidet, then those feelings are perfectly normal.
God bless a quality bidet. The only true mark of civilization.