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[–] arschflugkoerper@feddit.org 44 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Not shitting your pants is gay

[–] IhaveCrabs111@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] CH3DD4R_G0BL1N@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 months ago

Then I shit your pants

[–] BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 months ago

My gay conversion therapy service is basically just me breaking into your house and taking dump in your laundry basket.