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"Grocery Store’s Meat Section Misted With Fresh Blood Every Few Minutes" (veganism.social)
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"Grocery Store’s Meat Section Misted With Fresh Blood Every Few Minutes"

https://theonion.com/grocery-stores-meat-section-misted-with-fresh-blood-every-few-minutes/

by @theonion

#satire

#meat

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[–] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

But save the blood for sausage of course

[–] paraphrand@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

But sausage is meat.

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 months ago

Aren't we all.

[–] vale@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago

I believe it's a reference to the dish known as blood sausage